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Selected Poems
by Justin Firestone
You buy here, you pay here
You order here, you pay here
You eat here, you sleep here
Or your money back.
Or we'll buy you a stick of yours.
That's why I bought the company.
Poot!
Poo!
Poo-poo!
A real Bronx cheer!
Pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbllp.
Whoopee!
Baby fat
Faby bat
Whose are these?
This and that.
Bay beef at
Faye bee bat
Shoes are cheese
Tit for tat.
Tasty treatsies
feed
Nasty beasties
and
Lastly leastly
some
Nasty meatsies.
I live in the back part of town.
When no one's around,
I make a small sound.
Through the howling trees,
I make a small breeze,
A breeze of bad cheese
Out like a wheeze.
I am free of pain
From the lower domain.
Now everyone will suffer.
It's an enema
It's not an anemone
Evil-ass spirits
Kevin's in his bed
with his knees around his head.
Evacuation!
Chocolate mocha
Crunch 'n' Munch
Cracker Jack
Ain't no lunch
Fiddle Faddle
Spic 'n' Span
Red Devil
In a can
Re process
Fresh produce
Preservation
Lest it lose
Hearty Flavor!
Better Taste!
Cheezier!
I'll stick to paste.
Leave a message at the tone
Leave a message at the tone
I'm really sorry that
I'm not here to get the phone.
"My nuts!" he blanched.
"Pour more," he wined.
Big City
Hark! No light
Dark at night
Power's out
There's no doubt
Reset clock
Roll and rock
Not too late
Masturbate!
The power is restored!
I'm no longer bored!
Time for bed,
Goodnight.
NOUGAT
